Playing the Victim

You know, when you drop an egg on the kitchen floor, it always breaks?  And if you ignore that stupid little gas-pump-shaped light on your dashboard, the car will eventually run out of gas?  100% of the time.  And, almost without fail, if you walk up to a really big dude and call him a […]

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Bad News

I’ve got bad news.  They don’t put music on 8-track tapes, vinyl or cassettes any more.  You can’t find a rotary dial phone anywhere, and even the cellular flip phones are off the map.  The Betamax videotape experiment failed, and you would be hard-pressed to find a VHS tape any place other than perhaps a […]

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